By Ian Fortey Via Cracked.com

So you just watched Chyna's muscular, pocky heiny get befouled by a greasy little man, and you're pretty confident that you could wrangle up an inebriated girl with five kids and low self-esteem who might want to make a movie too. That's awesome. I've pondered it too but any time I bring the idea up it's generally met with revulsion. Apparently Internet comedy CHUDs just aren't made for film. But the idea is still a good one, right?
Thanks to a string of C-list celebrities and low-budget websites, the idea of a home sex tape is now more reasonable than ever. Who would turn down a chance to hump on camera? Not me. Not you. Not anyone. But let this be a warning to you: Some things do not belong on camera.

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Bits and Pieces = Tired of shitty commercial radio that's more about ads than anything else? yea us too, why not check out an alternative. There are an increasing number of online casts that are very cool and entertaining and there's a little something for everyone's taste out there. We like The Freak Squad , check it out! = Babes Wanted .. Huh?  What we mean is we are looking for chicks in funny and naughty T-Shirts for our Dirty Shirty feature. We figure there is lots of you out there with the goods so why not invite you to join in the fun. Be part of the single largest collection of these type of pictures on the internet (nearing 800 ). Impress your friends, shock your family, be a star! If interested e-mail us and we'll tell you more        myshow[at]freakshowplanet.com.