Now this is a mean trick to play on your child. How's he going to carry on the bloodline if you keep playing tricks like this on him? Never mind, just wait until dad passes out watching the game and then exact your cunning revenge...LOL
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Jake and Amir
Jake and Amir: Party Planning: A man, a plan, a party: Ytrapa.
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JEREMY CLARKSON BEATBOX
He's the human equivalent of a sloppy wet dog turd caught in the crevices on the sole of your shoe - And beatboxer extraordinaire, hip-hop legend by all accounts. An inspired use of his Top Gear ...
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The Real Game Genie
The Real Game Genie: He'll grant you any wish, 8-bit or otherwise.
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ANCILLA TILIA 'STRIPS'....KINDA!?
Gutted. That's what I was when I watched this. The beautiful pin-up and best thing to come out of Amsterdam since large shipments of strange smelling coffee, Ancilla Tilia, shakes her thang and does ....
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G.I. JOE SKATE STUNT
I knew that G.I. Joe were an elite military unit who combat a nefarious group of dangerous criminals known as Cobra & high-tech operatives using the very best in advanced military equipment, but I didn't know they could skate.
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Handjob Exercise Machine
Handjob Exercise Machine: The real audio track to the now famous Shake Weight commercial.
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TOP GEAR'S FAKE ADVERTS
Here's Jeremy Clarkson and James May from the BBC's Top Gear creating fake adverts for the Volkswagen Scirocco. You can probably guess what they're going to be like, lots of explosions and...
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POWERLESS MAN!
So is this what would happen if all those awesome 80s shows combined to form one giant show like when all the Power Rangers morph together to form the mighty Megazord?! Sort of, expect they form helpless, powerless man! Can he be rebuilt?
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HAND SOLO - BEWB GROPE
If a reckless mercenary can't get a sneaky bewb grab in the heat of battle as you're trying to break into a bunker to destroy the field generator for a Death Star, then when can he? You'd have to after seeing her in that metal bikini.
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NERD MEGA DANCE
How I wish I could be this kid, imagine him at the club busting these fine moves, the girls would be all over him like a rash. He must be bedding them three at a time, every day, all day. Hopefully when I grow up I'll be as awesome as him.
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MOAR BANNED SPRITE ADVERTS
People in these adverts are seriously deluded, first a man's member turns into a green bottle & now this! I'm getting worried for these advertising types, they've got some weird perversions. I suppose it's just good old rule 34. LOL
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HIPPIE WEIRDO YOGA FARMERS
A Rasta rooster, that is quite simply, inspired. Thank gods for the 60s, thank gods for very strong acid and hippies, otherwise we wouldn't be able to laugh our asses off at these sort of strange, but transfixing TV shows.
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FRONT BOTTOM SONG
This is a song for all the family, you can sing along around the dinner table. This woman is singing for the femmes, she doesn't care that her front bum echoes or that you could park a truck in there. Go girl! LMAO
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ZOMBIE BOOT CAMP
For all you flesh-eating, organ-munching, human-devouring undead out there, you need to shape up gods dammit! What sort of a terrifying walking dead do you call yourselves?
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BOOZY BEWBS
We all act like one when we've drunk our body weight in beer, but these two have taken it literally. Although at least seeing these two jiggling at the club would be a better sight than a drunk frat boy who's sh@t himself. LMAO
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99 WORDS
The legend may go that Eskimos have dozens of words for snow, but do they have 99 words for female funbags? No. Who needs all those words for frozen water anyway? Pah! Whereas it's imperative to have various names for the baby's ..
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BATMAN & WOLVERINE
I always like to see superheroes getting along, especially from rival publications. Helping each other out, sharing tips on the cr#ppy game tie-ins of their movies. But after what Wolverine says I'm definitely going to avoid him at Comic-Con.
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ZIPLINE NUTSHOT
Dastardly tree! Did you see it move? If you watch this slowed down to 1 frame every millennia you can make out the tree moving slightly to the left and then giggling as the guy's family jewels get pwnd. I knew the trees weren't our friends!
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CATAPULTING OLD LADIES
Taking advantage of the old and frail, of those who are feeble, incontinent, mentally decrepit is not a noble thing to do. It could be seen as mean, unpleasant, nasty even, and that's what makes it so funny.
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STS'S ROLLING STONES EPICNESS!
The imitable Mick, living elastic man and singer trapped in a mime artist's body shows us how to do it Rolling Stones style, with a little help from St. Saunders & their madcap craziness. After watching it you'll feel slightly on edge. GENIUS!
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BRA AKA TOOL BOX
Who cares what this girl's going on about, she could be talking about a jabberwocky eating marshmallows on Mars while doing the can-can & Id still be transfixed by that beautiful chest of hers. As long she undoes her top she can do what she wants.
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HITLER'S LAN PARTY
Who knew that the head Nazi was into real-time strategy games, I suppose it bears many similarities with the strategies of war so it's not too much of a surprise, is it? The only advice I can give is, never get involved in a land war in Asia
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CUT/SLIDE!
Slice with the sword/lazers/spade and then watch as the head/limb/whatever slowly slides off or away from the body until you're a soggy heap of cold cuts of human flesh lying listlessly on the ground. Awesome. It's how I want to go.
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SEXY SHEEP SHEARING
Ewe are going to love this clip! I blame the Welsh and the Kiwis for this sort of outrageous and obscenely perverted behaviour from sheep. They ewesed to be so innocent baaaaa-t now they....
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CHOLA MAKEUP TIPS
Forget the ozone layers, there are plenty of them, according to this scientist any way. Who needs the precious and fragile planet earth if your hair doesn't look like the f#cking money. This one's a babe, listen up ladeezfor some tips!
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CAT IN A BIN
It's a cat and it's in a bin. OMFGG!! Somebody call the cults! It's a sign, a sign that they are coming, our cat overloads will return to Earth from the distant moons of Catprica and rule us once more!
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MILLION DOLLAR BABY IN 5 SECONDS
This is incredible. If you haven't seen this movie don't bother watching it, just watch this reduced version instead. It's far better, and hilarious to boot, what more could you want? It sums up the pain, the drama, the pathos...LOL
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EX-PEDOPHILE HELPS OUT
This ex-pedo shows an act of kindness we'd all do well to follow, by sharing some insider tips on how to make your child unattractive to his kind. There are some eye-openers here, somethings that parents are going to be shocked by...LOL
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TERRIFIED CORN COBS
Oh my great gods, the horror! No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ahem. Excuse me, some of my best friends are corn cobs and it pains me to see this, to see the terror in their eyes, their shivering yellow cobs afraid of this barbarous, torturous act! LOL
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FLUTTER: THE NEW TWITTER
Nano-blogging, the next logical step after the phenomenon that is Twitter. Requires you to shrink to the size of a neutrino & type on a keyboard made from string theory while listening to an audio book of Stephen Hawking's A Brief History...
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CUTE CHICK ORAL NASTINESS
Meh, this is nothing, I eat about 10 of these for breakfast followed by a brunch of foetal mice dipped in the juice of a 1000 crushed weevils & the plucked hair of 35 tarantulas. If I'm still hungry I'll sink to a Denny's club sandwich.
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ANTHONY HOPKINS' EXORCISM
I do love those Anthony Hopkins adverts where he drones on and on about how he loved Rocky, and how you must watch it in HD otherwise you are a rotten scumbag who doesn't deserve eyes!
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SPY Games
If there's one thing MI6, the British Secret Intelligence Service, aren't going to like it's communicating to them by scrawling in giant letters on a building opposite their HQ, but I'm sure 007 would appreciate the humour.
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THE CHASER'S WAR ON EVERYTHING
Meet Chas, putting himself on the line so you don't have to! Here he goes all Harvey Dent and has half his face and body altered by the powers of plastic surgery to turn him into Mr Bond himself, Daniel Craig, all in the name of making us lol.
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DON'T DRINK & DRIVE, DO DRINK & STRIP!
And this is why drinking is the greatest thing you can ever do. I bet seeing these two stripping off makes up for all the times when drunken bums puke methylated spirit in your eye or you get hurled abuse...
