This guy wasn't doing too badly, he was gaining my respect as a badass, a ninja, but then...He's no afro ninja, no one will ever reach the dizzy heights that man attained. There's a whole generation out there that aspire to be afro ninja.
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BREAKBEATLES - BACK TO THE TOP
Get your mop tops on and let's bang a psychedelic drum to the beat of this mash-up of samples from Beatles tracks. Don't let Charles Manson hear it or he'll think it's a message from the Almighty telling him he's the lizard king.
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Get Fixed Up by a Playmate
And now as a public service (damn Court Orders) we bring you the first intallment of our Playboy Playmate How-To Series. Today Playmate Kayla Collins shares the essential knowledge you'll need for a night on the town.
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IPHONE 3GS UNBOXING
He awaits with bated breath and bulged pants for the undressing of his new iPhone. I suppose you could consider it foreplay before he gets his grubby little hands on its sleek, slim body. Get a damn room will you! He just. Geeked! In. His. Pants.
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SPOCK GETS CLOSER
There's a dark side to the pointy-eared one, and I don't just mean the bizarre Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. No, I mean his masochist side, his sitting in a darkened room listening to NIN while weeping and giving himself the Vulcan death grip.
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CRAZY MALL WALKER
I don't mind crazies at all, as long they're not next to me at the grocery store. That's not to say this woman doesn't scare me. I mean, look how intensely she's staring, like she's about to flip out & savage her own arm.
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What Not to Do on a First Date
Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood gives you all the dos and don'ts of a first date
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BAMAN&PIDERMAN-ESCAPE DA CAKES
The not-so-dynamic duo slither onwards, moving with the grace and beauty of a tumbleweed with limbs made from wood, clunking about speaking like half-wits inhabiting a surreal yet stupidly funny world. Hooray for their brainlessness.
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HOBBY OR JOBBIE?
So which is it? Is your hobby your job? Personally my hobby is murdering small mammals with elastic bands and toe-nail clippers. And fortunately for me I saw a job ad in the local paper looking for a suitable candidate for such a role
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SPERMBOARDED
Jizz. On his face. This is an unusual beauty treatment, for people not in the pr0n industry anyway. Journalist Marty Beckerman goes to a NYC spa to receive what can only be described as a money shot make-over, leaving his skin spermy smooth.
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THE MULTICOLORED MULTITASK
They don't teach you this in school! In an act of multi-tasking skillage that would make an octopus jealous this talented young man solves two Rubik's cubes while simultaneously playing Mr Crowley on Guitar Hero. Can you do that? Huh?
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BROWN P'ELVIS
Finally The King and The Godfather get to share some record space courtesy of DJ Steve Porter & DJ Eli Wilkie. What I really would like to see is a cage fight between the pair, to the death, with those guitars that are, like, double-guitars!
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Denise Milani, Day in the life
OK it's like a minute.. But we wish it was a day (damn restraining order), Anyway, we thought it would be cool to hang with one of our favorite babes for a while and see what she's all about.. ok who are we kidding, we just wanted to stare at those.....
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BEATLES VS. NINE INCH NAILS
If you like the Beatles and NIN then you'll like this little number that features the two together. They said you should never cross 60s pop with 90s industrial, like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters, but we're all still here!!!!
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What Not To Do on a Job Interview
Lauren Michelle Hill gets down to business in the latest installment of Playmate Show & Tell
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VW BOLLOCKS
I couldn't have said it better myself. You're walking to work, you get splashed by a car passing through a giant puddle: bollocks. You get to work and realise you'd booked the day off: bollocks. You go to the toilet, look down: bollocks.
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RICK ASTLEY VS. NIN
Is Trent Reznor getting rickrolled? Or is it the end of the world! Mr Reznor could learn something here, maybe change direction musically. Get a few 80s beats behind some of his dark, industrial music. How about a collaboration with Lionel Richie?
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PILLOW FIGHT PWNAGE
If you're going to start a pillow fight then be a goddamn man about it and don't start whining like a little kitten without its mommy. Imagine if this loser took an actual punch off someone, he'd be crying for a whole month...LOL
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How to Pick Up a Playmate
Playboy Playmate Alison Waite gives you the insiders guide on how to pick up your very own Playboy Playmate.. Good Luck, you'll probably need it.
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CHILDREN
They are the future! The sacred guardians of the human race, the bearers of culture, politics, the caretakers of our planet! The ruiners of all night drinking, of sleeping late, of leaving the house on Friday and not coming back until Monday. LOL
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IF YOU'RE GONNA SPEW..
I wonder what the criteria was when looking for a new TV presenter for this show? We need someone young, someone cool that the kids can relate to. Leather jacket, a bit manly. Oh yeah nearly forget, and we need you to puke like a drunken bum
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How to Buy Your Girl the Perfect Gift
Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain shows you how to score with a holiday gift for your woman. If you start working at it now you just might get it right
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PG PORN: Genital Hospital
Gilmore Girls' Sean Gunn gets a checkup from sexy Belladonna in the latest episode of James Gunn's hilarious PG Porn series.
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Adopt A Hawtie
Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They're way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs..
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Censored Count
Why are they still censoring this guy? this kind of language is just f#cking normal isn't it? Fu$cking Kids need to grow up eventually.
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How to Get Your Girl Into Video Games
Playmate Jo Garcia shows what it takes to get your girl's hands wrapped around your joystick.
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EPIC BACKFLIP FAIL
So not only does this kid fail at performing a backflip but he also kicks a hole in the wall, which was probably the cause of his failage. As long as his school friends ridicule him for it, then order will be restored and all will be well.
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The Best Parts of Every Ernest Movie Ever
You know what Ernest? After watching this, for the final time.. once and for all, yes, ffs we DO know what you mean, which in itself is disturbing.
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LET HER PETRA FRY YOU!
Some chicks you should never look in the eye, all it takes is a quick glance at their beauty & you'ill fall under their evil charms & literally be turned into stone - BEWARE, when you're trolling social network sites avoid this lady
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LAD CULTURE
Like typical bar room casualty what started out as something so pure, happy and carefree, making fart jokes and checking out chest cushions has degenerated into a loathsome, witless and foul mannered shadow of it's former...
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THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS
There's nothing like watching an illegal street race, even if it is a bunch of toy cars doing the racing. What fascinates me about this is how they managed to shrink themselves to such a small height so they can fit in and drive the cars.
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ANOTHER GAMER FREAKS OUT
Here is a man who is a role model to kids everywhere. When playing video-games don't just take it lying down when you lose, freak the f#ck out instead - as this man's room bears testament to. Or you could just go out and get laid instead.
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What Not To Do When Meeting Her Parents
Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood shares some essential tips on how to put your best food forward when faced with the intimidating task of meeting her parents.
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F#ck You Baltimore
It is our belief that you a&sh#les will love this video, and if not the we will hunt your f%cking sorry ass down and kick the f%$$ing S&@t out of you.. Guaranteed!
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The Waldo Ultimatum
The man who couldn't remember, but who now knows too much, is back and he's pissed.Will they find him in time or will he find them, many have tried, many have failed.
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David Blaine Street Magic 2
Blaine is back, and believe it or not, he's tormenting the same two idiots as last time. What the F?
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AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMP
Check out these shiny gold trousers, he deserves all sorts of accolades just for wearing them. I learned to play air guitar, spent loads of money on lessons from a master, practiced all hours, but I couldn't quite get the hang of the chords.
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CHICKS LOVE WEDGIES!
Never tell someone to give you a wedgie, as you'll soon regret it when your underwear is resting just below your chin and your friend has used such superhuman force that you'll be sh#tting bits of fabric for months to come. ROFL.
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Internet Explorer 8 'Vomit' Ad
Ever worry about what's gonna happen if your woman finds all that pr0n on your computer?.. Of course you have, well this poor sap learned exactly what the outcome of that disaster would be.
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INTERVIEW WITH CYBERSTALKER
She's somehow creepier in that bunny suit than Frank from Donnie Darko. Brrrr. Like any minute now her mind could unhinge and snap and she'd lunge for the interviewer with the manic glee of a psychopath on a killing spree. Strange days.
