Look, it's George Bush at a magic show! Badaboomtsk! And who says Kontraband isn't topical? Pah! This little chimp is going ape for this magic show, & what really works for me is the speech bubbles telling us his thoughts, if we spoke Japanese.
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BREAST MILK ICE CREAMS
Breast milk isn't exactly the tastiest, most refreshing thing to drink so I can only imagine what the ice cream is like. Most of the people he's selling it are barely our of diapers themselves so it's no wonder they're partial to the stuff
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FLAMING HAIRDO
If you're fed up with your mates cutting your hair or spending all your hard-earned dollar at the local barbers, then this unique yet effective method may be for you! Yeah it's dangerous, you might even sustain second-degree burns
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BEASTS OF WAR
We are all, as humankind, beasts of war. A scourge on this wondrous planet bringing plague and famine and death and war upon the peoples of this earth! But even beasts of war like to score hawt babes, and these two guys are no different.
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Mastercard Priceless ad
Yeah it's kind of been done to death but the odd time you catch one of these 'Priceless' bits that's pretty funny, this one is, check it out.
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Air New Zealand Staff Bares All
Earlier this year Air New Zealand ran a TV ad using the slogan ‘nothing to hide’ promoting the fact that there are no hidden charges on Air New Zealand flights.
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JEDI INFOMERCIAL
This is the danger when untrained people try to use a lightsaber, when will they learn that you need to be a Jedi to be able to swing one of these, especially when inside a TV studio. Let's get some professionals in, somebody give Yoda a call.
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DRUNKEN FIRE BREATHER FAIL!
Getting drunk and playing with fire is one of the safest things you can do, right after playing Russian roulette and juggling with chainsaws. Just look at this hero, one minute he's having a beer, the next he's rolling around on fire.
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COOLEST KID EVER
Kids are so sweet and playful, so cute and becoming, so adorable! Not unlike this little guy. Pulling at his mom's skirt, hitting her, throwing magazines on the floor and stropping out like I do when my girlfriend won't let me have a beer
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KNOW YOUR MEMES: DAVID AFTER DENTIST
One of my favourite memes this one, that poor little lost kid, whacked out of his tiny mind on crazy juice and all sorts of uppers and downers and god knows what else that dentist gave him, asking the questions....
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SWEET SAMANATHA'S UBER FAIL
Someone was in the cheerleading squad, or at least wanted to be. But she'd have to give a better performance than this, otherwise she wouldn't last too long. Those cheerleaders are notorious for their perfection, I should know, I'm a pro.
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Microsoft Megawoosh Commercial
If you were ever impressed as a kid by the Human Cannonball routine at the circus, You'll really appreciate the talent, and balls, of this guys act as seen in this Microsoft Megawoosh (Make It Possible) Ad.
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GTA IV MODS: FAT MAN RAGDOLL
Watch with glee as this fat guy runs amok body-slamming people and causing havoc like only a fat man can. Go fatty! Just watching it makes me want to chow down on a thousand greasy triple burgers and take to the streets to throw my weight around.
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SHEEPHEAD'S NAWTIE ASHES CALL 5
That funny guy Sheephead is back with another brilliant call to an adult phone-in channel chatting inanities about the Ashes. It's something we all must've heard about considering the British whooped those cheap criminal bogans! LMAO.
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Chinese Monks Pepsi ad
Do you ever wonder how monks get their sign on their forehead? Well, you would get the answer in this commercial, very funny advert.
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Japp Chocolate Bar Extra Energy ad
Seem to be getting that mid-day crisis?.. Need an extra boost to get things done?.. Japp Chocolate Bar will push you further than you thought possible.
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PARK BENCH 'BONER'
We've all been there, don't deny it, sitting on a bench in a long trench coat staring at the sky slowly drifting through your pr0n bank. No? Well it seems this guy has. Did you know da Vinci originally named his...
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THE CAT HOUSE ON THE KINGS
If you hate cats here's your chance to destroy a whole load of them in a singly swoop, just drop a nuke on this cat sanctuary in California & blammo! Gone. If you like cats on the other hand you could go down there and have a cat orgy, you perv.
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ANTHOLOGY OF OWNAGE
We all like to see someone get pwnd and there are many different ways you can do it; fireworks are always a good start, as are using tools like golf clubs, baseball bats and the old classic - an electric shock. So many different ways, so many lolz.
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VEGETABLE PANIC
The silent fear that many a vegetable feels is given voice in this anim, the abject terror that vegetables have to live with day in, day out. The existential anguish of never knowing when you'll be chopped up & boiled alive is a....
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THE BRAAI
Afrikaans love their BBQs, it's all about men standing around drinking beer cooking meat playing with their balls. Rugby balls. This is a story about such men, men who get called to the braai like it was a Siren, but there are rules! LOL.
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MICROSOFT SMARTPHONE
Never one to be outdone by their cleverer and more ergonomically smarter rivals, Microsoft unveil a phone to compete with the ubiquitous iPhone. This is going to blow the iPhone away, if you...
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HOW TV AFFECTS YOUR BRAIN
Television melts your brain and hypnotises you, otherwise why would Fox News still be on air? Surely the deluded masses should rise up and run it out of town, then we could all watch actual news programmes....
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DO YOU WANNA DATE MY AVATAR
Would you date someone's avatar? Generally speaking they're probably much better looking than the actual person behind it, you'll be lucky if they're even the same sex. So yeah, I would date your avatar, but it would stop at that.
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HOW TO KISS A WOMAN 'KIRK STYLE'
Captain Kirk, what a legend he is, especially with the laydeez, he's knows how to treat them, how to charm them, caress them, kiss them. Look at this clip and tell me this man is not an expert, a lingering kiss and then the real love starts. LOL
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THE MFF VS. EVIL DEAD
Give him back his hand! These movies are amazing, and Ash is the greatest hero the screen has ever seen, but that's what comes from years spent working in an S-Mart, it prepares you for taking on legions of the undead.
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TEEN CRIBZ
Just when you thought a show couldn't feature any more retarded people, along comes this, featuring people who make Paris Hilton look like Leonardo da Vinci, and give dumb teens a bad name. It's like, totally, like, OMG, you know, yeah!
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Epic Waterslide Failage
So there you are, finally worked up the guts to take the plunge, you look down, contemplate the zen nature of it all, the excitement.. You'd think that would be the point where you notice the metal gate across the bottom.. FAIL!
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ANTI-INFOMERCIAL INFOMERCIAL
Hate infomercials, hate jokes about infomercials? Then this will be your idea of hell, & if we divide this video by zero we'll bring about nothing less than the end of time itself and the universe would collapse in on itself and eat your mom.
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Nope, No death wish here
The Game?.. Piss of a very large, very irritated bull with bigass sharp horns wishing to make a kebob out of yer skinny butt, then do back flips over him as he takes a run at you.. OK, sound like a healthy enough Hobby No?
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SEVEN TRAILER: RECUT
Now this looks like a nice movie, I might go see it, take the wife and kids at the weekend, go to a matinee screening, they'll love it! Certainly from the trailer it looks like it would be suitable, and trailer's never lie, do they?
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NERD CONFUSION 3 - THE RING
Any video that starts with Johnny Cash gets my attention, here someone confuses and annoys redneck WoW players by going into a WoW Ventrilo server, recording parts of what a player says, then repeating the same sentence back at them.
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DUDE PERFECT: SUMMER CAMP EDITION
Six college guys take basketball hoop shooting to new, unprecedented levels with superhuman accuracy and skill - they must be aliens from the planet Slam Dunk in the NBA star system. ...
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CAPTAIN CLASSIC EP.1
Even without the crazy voice-over this TV show, or whatever it was, doesn't look like it made much sense. It looks like it may've come from the fevered imaginings of a deluded maniac in the middle of a 3 month datura & salvia binge
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THIS COUNTRY BEATS FRANCE
Extras from Michael Moore's Sicko, his documentary on the US health system. Social health care seems to scare the sh#t out of the Americans, for what reason I cannot fathom other than fear and idiocy. If they hate UK, then check out Norway
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World's Worst Hide and Seekers
World's Worst Hide and Seekers: It's so cute you almost forget how BAD they are at hiding.
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I'm On A Boat With Monkeys
I'm On A Boat With Monkeys: Snakes on a Plane with Monkeys video was much less successful.
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PETA MISTREATS WOMEN
So concerned with the welfare of those cute animals, PETA have forgotten to treat the human female with the same respect they give a Japanese Snow Monkey, the barbarians! It's an outrage, we must act to free these captured ....
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WHEN WAS 9/11?
9/11? 9/11? Now why do those dates ring a bell? Oh that's right it's 19 days before my birthday, no, that's not it. I know, there was a horrific terrorist attack that changed the world as we know it, now what year did it happen...?
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BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD: FILM FORUM
Where the hell have these two guys been, it's been years since we've heard from them, how I missed you guys! In this clip these two intellectual giants discuss a new movie called Extract by Mike Judge. A-huhu hu-hu, he said extract, huhu.